I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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