Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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