I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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