im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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