if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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