I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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