I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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