Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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