Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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