Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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