I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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