at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize