OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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