I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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