so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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