Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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