Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Drake has all the answers
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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