Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Pooping to opera.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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