Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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