But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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