Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
