sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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