The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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