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(301): View more from Maryland

Define "chronic" masturbator.

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(678): View more from Georgia

So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.

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(678): View more from Georgia

God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.

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(845): View more from New York

You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs

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(618): View more from Illinois

Your normalization of crazy is frightening.

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