is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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