so explain again why im purple
no
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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