U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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