this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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