He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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