Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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