I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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