You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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