i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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