When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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