i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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