Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
