Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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