so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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