when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Buhtt sex?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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