My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
where does the pee come out of this thing
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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