scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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