Soap is not a condiment
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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