We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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