508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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