Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
tell me about the fingering
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