your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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