He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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