My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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