i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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