I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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