Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize