Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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