...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
