NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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